A Fosse Posse exclusive! One of our crack reporters has planted a mic inside the offices of Leicester City Football Club as the end of the January transfer window approaches. What you are about to hear will neither shock nor surprise you, but it will confirm what many of you already know.
Look, we’re as bored as you are. Fab doesn’t know any more than we do.
UPDATE: There is no update. No moves were made. Every deal collapsed. I hate the fact that this article turned out to be so accurate.